Whenever I hear people talking about evolution and where life came from it always makes me laugh. You would think that as people became smarter they would also become more logical. Unfortunately it doesn’t work that way.
Things that are extremely complicated are always designed that way. Even simple objects like rocks are impossible to explain. It is like saying that the space shuttle happened by accident. However, as long as people want to be stupid, we are here to make fun of them. Now on to the jokes.
One day a animal researcher noticed that a gorilla was reading two books. One was the Bible and the other was Darwin’s The Origin of Species. He was surprised and asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those books”?
“Well,” said the gorilla, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.”
One day a group of Darwinian scientists had a meeting and decided that man had come such a long way that he no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The Darwinian walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you. We’re to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things on our own.”
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the Darwinian was done talking, God said, “Very well, how about this? Let’s say we have a man-making contest.” To which the Darwinian happily agreed.
God added, “Now, we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam.”
The Darwinian said, “Sure, no problem” and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, “No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!!!!”
A little girl asked her father: “Where did the human race come from?”
The father answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.’
A couple of days later the little girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered, ‘Many years ago there were some monkeys from which the human race evolved.’
The confused girl returned to her father and said, ‘Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said we evolved from monkeys?’
The father answered, ‘Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers.’