Blonde Yankee / Northerner Jokes – Volume 2

Just when you thought it was finally over.  More yankee blonde jokes!


One day, a blonde from Massachusetts went to a ventriloquist show. During the show, the ventriloquist used his “dummy” to make fun of blondes. The crowd roared with laughter, but the blonde yankee was very angry.
Outraged, she stood up and said, “How dare you make fun of blondes! We have been through enough”
The ventriloquist replied saying, “Madam, I’m very sorry. But it’s just part of the act.”
The blonde screamed, “You shutup! I’m talking to the little man on your knee!”


Why do blondes in Boston work seven days a week? That way you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.


What does a  yankee from Manhattan make best for dinner? Reservations.


Why are yankee blondes unable to double recipes? Because their ovens will not go to 750 degrees.


A couple of blondes from Manhattan decided to go to Disney World. They were almost there and saw a sign that said “Disney Land Left”. So they went back home.


Why did the yankee blonde refuse to fax her resume? Because it was the only copy that she had.


As a Blonde Yankee was driving down the freeway, her phone rang. Answering she heard her fathers voice urgently warning her, “Honey, I just heard on the news that there is a driver going the wrong way on Highway 98. Please be careful !” “Daddy” she answered, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them.


Did you hear about the blonde yankee that was treated for a concussion in the emergency room? She tried to hand herself with a bungee cord.


Why does it take Yankees so long to build a blonde snowman? Because they have to hollow out the head.


Why did the yankee blonde climb over a chained link fence? Because she wanted to see what was on the other side.


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