Author Archives: Southpaw

Tips for Northerners Moving to the South

If you are a northerner you will inevitably want to someday move south to warmer weather and away from…  well you know what I mean.   Here are a few tips that will help you transition into southern ways. First, … Continue reading

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Definition of a Yankee or Northerner – What is a Yankee?

The term yankee or northerner refers to people who live in the northeastern part of the United States.  New Englander is another name for them but not often used due to its lack of offensiveness. Yankees do not include people … Continue reading

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Yankee Children Born in the South – The Truth about Yankee DNA

A frequently asked question is whether a child born in the south to a Yankee couple is officially a southerner.  The answer is NO.  Yankee DNA does not change merely because of a persons location when born.  If it did … Continue reading

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You Know You’re a Yankee When – Jokes #1

You know you’re a Yankee if – The farthest south you’ve been is the hat department at Macy’s. You have a panic attack when someone talks to you on the subway. You don’t know what Grits are.  (Even though they … Continue reading

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You Know You’re a Yankee When – Jokes #2

You Know You’re a Yankee if – Your parents kicked you out of the house for being too polite. You know everything and are offended by people who don’t. You think Moon Shine is something romantic. You can get into … Continue reading

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Blonde Yankee / Northerner Jokes – Volume 1

A Yankee blonde went to an electronic store in Manhattan and asked, “How much is this TV ?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.” The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how … Continue reading

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Blonde Yankee / Northerner Jokes – Volume 2

Just when you thought it was finally over.  More yankee blonde jokes! One day, a blonde from Massachusetts went to a ventriloquist show. During the show, the ventriloquist used his “dummy” to make fun of blondes. The crowd roared with … Continue reading

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Yankee and Northerner Jokes and Humor #1

Jokes and Humor about Northerners and Yankees – Volume 1 A Texan is visiting New York for the first time when he is side swiped by a Yankee lawyer.  They both get out of their cars and check to see … Continue reading

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Jokes About Yankees and Northerners – #2

Yankee Jokes Volume 2 Three Yankees died in a car accident but since the quota for Yankees had already been met St. Peter gave them a chance to go back to earth as anything they wanted. The first Yankee said … Continue reading

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Yankee, Northerner and New Englander Jokes – #3

Yankee and Northerner Jokes and Humor Volume 3 What do you call a girl on the arm of a yankee.   A tattoo. A sweet Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared … Continue reading

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